"no tai i wont " matt , digimon
"If you aren't remembered, then you never existed " arisu , serial experiments lain
"It's not that I hate evil. It's just that a lot of people I can't stand happen to be that way"
Genkai , Yu Yu Hakusho
" u saw us naked , grabbed our breasts , stole our underwear , and did all sorts of discusting things !! you even showed your thing 2 poor shinobu , shes only in 7th grade ! what if shes tramatized 4 life !!! "
" um... im fine , it was 2 small 4 me 2 really c , so im not botherd " naru and shinobu , love hina
"yeeek ! keitaru hung himself half naked !" mitsune , love hina
"...first.... u smile brightly at eachother , then u slowly drop ur pants , dont peek at each other and finish facing front .... and thats how u use a chinese toilet " spike , cowboy bebop
" im not mad at u ..., cause u toke me in ... your the only one who didnt want 2 get rid of me , but u know i cant disobey black cay , i dont want 2 be abondoned again *tears*"
"... sorry but i didnt hear a thing your saying , my ears r still ringing from the explosion " maya and taba , geobreeders
"nobody here , how come all the companys that hire me go under ? and its my first day ! " taba , geobreeders
" this may sound stupid but ... is your computer conected 2 a phone line ?"
"how did u know !!!!! " taba and kikushima
" i c , he set out 2 make him a man among men .."
"but ended up making him a woman instead ." soun and akane , ranma 1/2
"stop it ranma , the master isnt just another pervert , hes an addict ! " genma , ranma 1/2
"I can't do any magic for a while."
" Oh.. so you mean it's 'that time of the month'.. "How would someone with jellyfish for brains like you know about 'that time of the month'?!"
"Well in the village where I grew up ,there was a woman who had a fortune telling shop.. and every month she'd close for a few days, and whenever I asked why she replied 'it's that time of the month'... Why, does 'that time of the
month' mean sothing special ? lina and gourry
"but why did you, you know, do that? was it really that you were that interested in lifting up her skirt?"
"lifting up her skirt? don't be ridiculous! i just wanted to see what was in there!"
"isn't that usually the point of lifting up a girl's skirt?" zelgadis and gourry , slayers
"hey, who's he calling a cackling homo !?" tomo , fushigi yugi
" apperently im not making myself clear , your a bitch freeza " trunks , dbz ( k i know thats not it but thats what i thought he said , plus that way more funny !)
" mouth 2 mouth ? that wasent me !"
"wait a minute , it must have been , i remember the waves , the long blond hair , who else could it have been ?"
"it was the life gard remember , he was all pumped up and looked kind of like fabio "
"no way " "way" " it wasent" "it was"
"say its a lie !!! my great memory distroyed !!!! " momo and kiley , peach girl
